i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch
problem found: my husband keeps yelling for the echo to play certain songs before he enters the bedroom so he can have entrance music appropriate to his mood
ok but hayley kiyoko wrote girls like girls bc liking girls was the thing she was most insecure about and now three years later she makes as many gay music videos as she can, accepts the title of lesbian jesus and gets half the world to call 2018 20gayteen like. what kinda character development.
*selfie doesn’t get the attention i want it 2 get*
me: u guys are so rude to me. u know what? ill just delete since u don’t care bout me. is that what u guys want from me ,? deletion ?, when i die. then u will realize .
me: I feel such…crankiness inside…the desire to whine is…unstoppable… I feel myself growing…spiteful and sarcastic … what is this disease? This disord—
